[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[largishcat]

What’s the worst texture for a food to unexpectedly have?

unexpectedly chewy

unexpectedly crunchy

unexpectedly wet

unexpectedly dry

unexpectedly hard

unexpectedly soft

unexpectedly gooey

you forget the worst texture op (list in tags)

[turing-tested]

obsessed with the way this update video for the MTA implies that their bus upgrade vaporizes cars

[pika-memes]

[jeantes]

When Apollo 11 successfully landed and the images were released, ‘The Sun’ newspaper in Vancouver changed it’s name to ‘The Moon’ to report it.

[good-and-colorful]

The exclamation point is a nice touch!

[luisonte]

Por esto pago internet

[cheesewhizexpress]

🤟🎶🎵🎶🤟SPEAKERS 🔊

[ezorzea]

[caucasianscriptures]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[zachsanomaiy]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[hootenanie]

if two men have sex with each other, is that feminist because no women are being sexualized, or anti-feminist because it doesn't pass the bechdel test

[hootenanie]

[luckymewciano]

One of my favorite genres of post

[luckymewciano]

[vanilla-kitty]

[sylveondreams]

i gotta show yall a our discord classic